Monday, December 9, 2013

The Blog Must Go On!

So, I've been trying to write a new post for quite some time now and all of my lame drafts have even more lame titles. In the spirit of blogging, I would now like to share all of these failed drafts with you.

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Women and Other Kryptonite

 Break out the L-word
Lets all just stop and appreciate Wallace Wells for the perfect human he is. 
Back to Kanto (the basics)
There are some basic truths that I have come to live by. So if you care to take some advice from a fellow like myself, here they are.

When getting ready for the day, dress as though you will be:
   -meeting the most beautiful boy in the world
   -going on an awesome hike
   -judged based on your appearance

The Boy Who Lived

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Movies. We watch them, They inspire us.

Here are important lessons I have learned from some of my favorite movies:

Happiness and the Pursuit of Other Things.
ewwww, blogging. where do I even begin today...

Domesticide
     Today, I am writing for the sake of writing.

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so...that's how that went. some of those are really old...like a couple of years ago. But I felt like sharing that, so enjoy. or don't. whatevs.

also, I might finish some of these later on, I just feel like I need to write more. It's kind of fun:)

and, thank you Jess for naming this post for me. It was perfect. 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Now that I'm twenty.

     I forgot to take off work for my birthday this year. I was just so caught up with moving and my new job and planning outings that the weeks just flew by and I ended up with a shift. But, that's okay because my co-workers brought me a cake and smashed it in my face. (gracias chicas)
     Another thing I forgot about is this blog. Mainly because when I write it kind of sucks. But I secretly like it, so here's one more blog:
     The year is almost to the half-way point and I thought I could revisit my goals and see how I'm doing.
      Make someone laugh everyday? This is my favorite goal. I think I'm doing pretty good with this one. Conversation in Spanish? If it involves Mcd's vocabulary, I pass. Perform guitar? this is never happening, sorry goal. Go to New York this summer? I'm too poor, but I did move out of Ephraim, so I'll count that for now. Wearing a speedo in public? If your lucky, this is going down in August. Read the Bible? naaaah. Audition for a show? Hopefully in the fall. I did go to improv club though! Choose my major? *pauses in terror of realization*. Find love? I'm not too concerned about this one. I'm starting to love myself, and that's what I really need first. Goal 10 was left blank. Let's hope we never find what is is. I can't handle another goal.
     I think it's time for some confessions...

  • Yesterday I realized that I always take way too many paper towels to dry my hands than I really need. I always feel guilty, but I keep doing it.
  • I read my horoscope everyday. It's not like I care if it's true. It just gives you something nice to think about.
  • When I walk home from work I religiously listen to Overture/All that Jazz. Like, every night.
  • Also in regards to walking to/from work, I avoid really awesome dancing songs because I get scared that I'll break out in dance. I couldn't handle the looks I would get from people. 


I think that's all I got. Somebody should tell me what to write about. Here's an awesome song. um, the end.

 

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Afterthoughts of Reading

     I started reading again. Not that I stopped reading but, I found a book that is for my own enjoyment. Brave New World by: Aldous Huxley. I found it on a list, 101 books to read this summer instead of 50 shades of grey . I am 26 pages into the story. It's strange because there is no focus on any particular character yet. It is purely observation of events to this point. Nevertheless, I am excited to keep reading.
 
 When I close my book after a good read, The world seems to slow down. My walking pace is not so rushed. My thoughts are less scattered. Which is refreshing compared to the stressed, overworked, tech addicted feelings that I am usually experiencing.
   
That's it really. I just wanted to rant about my renewed love for books.
   

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Resolutions for 2013

“The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.” 
― Michelangelo Buonarroti

That quote got me to thinking that I need some goals now.  I have spent all of January trying to find the perfect way to phrase my goals so that they would be easy but satisfying. But that kind of defeats the purpose, so I'm going to get it out right now. Here goes my goals..



Goal 1: Make someone laugh everyday. I'll become a better comedian, and the world will be a happier place.

Goal 2:  Have a real conversation in Spanish with someone. And then when my friends get home from their missions, I can talk to them in Spanish.

Goal 3: Practice guitar until I get brave enough to perform at an open mic.

Goal 4: Go to New York in the summer. (and maybe never come back)

Goal 5: Wear a speedo to the pool.

Goal 6: Read the Bible.(even if I forget what I read every night)

Goal 7: Audition for a show.

Goal 8: Choose my major.

Goal 9: Find love.

Goal 10:  


well, there you have it.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

A Sacrifice of True Love

     Bird loved Cat.  One day Bird asks Cat "I love you with everything I am. Do you love me too?" But Cat said "No."  And with that they went their separate ways.
     One year later Bird could see Cat walking down an alley.  Cat had been abandoned by It's owners, and was at it's last moments, dying of starvation. Bird saw what was happening and flew down to Cat.
     "Cat, you told me that you did not love me, but I have loved you all this time, so eat me, because knowing that your gone is worse than never having your love."
     So Cat ate Bird. The nutrients from Bird gave Cat the strength to hunt for rodents. Cat lived a long life and never forgot Bird's sacrifice of true love.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

We All Live in a Pokemon World

      So we all had a childhood, even if we have tried to forget most of it. There are parts of mine that I'm not so proud of, but there is one thing that will affect me for the rest of my life. Pokemon. It was everything. It still is everything. A small part of all of us, want to walk away from our home on an unknown route in search of the strongest Pokemon, to become the greatest Pokemon Master of all time. My day to day life slowly left me with out the comfort of Pokemon, but in the middle of the night, during one of my sleep cycles, I reminded myself what I really wanted in my life. It's a bit of a story so I hope your up for some excitement...

     Everyone was talking about it that day. The news was running stories on it all day. They were all pretty much saying the same thing but the free newspaper I picked up at school had the headline “Science Creates Real-life Pokemon”. Crazy right? Real Pokemon. But my friend told me that apparently that this was all done like a year ago, and today is really just the day that they are releasing all the species into the wild, in secret crates that have been place in appropriate climates all around the world.
     People wanted to get their hands on these creatures, so private sponsors we're forming teams to go out into the world and collect data and hopefully catch these Pokemon. Most sponsors were gathering either groups of three, or one more “celebrity” adventurer. But there was also the international, soulless corporations that decided that they wanted an army of catchers, teamed in twos. For some reason, I received a phone call from a Sponsor that wanted me, and two others of my choosing, to represent them in a Pokemon adventure. I would represent Ash Ketchum, and I was supposed to find people who could fit the roles of Misty and Brock.
     The childhood friends I immediately went to had just gotten jobs issued through the government. Jessica Weiss, who was the first I called, had been offered a position at a research facility. She had taken a test with all the other applicants, and Jessica of course scored highest. Nick Glover, who was also very knowledgeable, was sent to Japan, where archaeologists had found fossils that may prove the existence of Pokemon back before the Ice Age. Taylor Jaussi was assigned, like me, to lead a group of three for a private sponsor. And the last person, Austin Emch, was specializing in the breeding of Pokemon and had previously declined an offer from a sponsor.
     I needed a team assembled within the week, so I went to the next place I knew best, Iceberg Drive-In. Kenny Meldrum was the first one I ran into, and he had been accepted on as a Soldier Catcher for one of the corrupted major corporations. He told me that this wasn't going to be an expedition position, but he would get to guard their hidden bases. It sounded okay. Dawn Harper saw me and ran up to me. “Brad, I heard you get to put together a team. I was wondering if you still needed a Misty. Please let me be Misty??” I knew that Dawn had gotten many offers from smaller businesses on becoming their Dawn. They were willing to give her very good compensation. So I sat down with Dawn and kindly declined and eventually convinced her to take one of the jobs. I knew that was best for her. I needed to look elsewhere, but before I left, Jerry Hunt had told me that he was planning on turning the Berg into a PokeMart.
     I went back to my apartment at SUU, and knew that I would find what I needed there. Sam Milliron was to become Brock of my team. I called him on my way down. He had been accepted to train as part of a fighting gym, but I got him to give it up for a Pokemon adventure. I got there and met Sam to have him help me find a female for Misty. He suggested Caitlin Hanson from across the hall. DUH, why didn't I think of it before. She was perfect. We walked right in and offered our proposal. She pretended to play it cool, but she started to giggle and accepted without hesitation. Just then I heard something that made my heart sink, “Caitlin, we just got hired on as a Corporate Catching Duo!! You can be Jessy, because I just died my hair blue and I don't mind being James:)” Oh Tia. That was Tia Peterson, and she is Caitlin's best friend. Caitlin was staring at us as she yelled back, “Oh really, that's nice. Why don't you come out of your room for a sec Tia...” Her door opened and she knew instantly why we were there. We all started yelling at each other until Caitlin broke it all up. “Everybody just be quiet. Who says I have to pick just one side? During the day, I can be with Brad and Sam, working for the Sponsor, and at night, I'll sneak off with Tia, to do dirty work for the Corporation.” And so it was settled. Caitlin was going to be playing for the good guys and the bad guys. And that was the beginning...
     The world adapted to the presence of Pokemon. People starting taking their skills and training their Pokemon accordingly. Anyone could have a Pokemon, and eventually everyone did. Whether as a pet, fighting tool, or sometimes partner in crime. But no matter what the Pokemon did for them, it was their friend. And maybe that's why God brought Pokemon here, to give everyone a friend.  

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Scales and Arpeggios

 You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. 
    
      I always thought that I could  get famous without taking voice lessons, and then I would have some sort of seniority over those who had to get lessons.  But I gave in. And now I have had a whole semester of lessons.
     I was afraid that I would turn into one of those weirdo choiry people that make weird faces and are incapable of singing solos.  But I'm still normal, only now I can sing a bit better.  
     And to all of you voice lesson virgins: way to go.  I can never again say that my voice is my own.  So hold on to it for as long as you can.




                                         The music is all around US, all you have to do is listen. 

Friday, November 18, 2011

Chapter First.

Here we go.
     My name is Brad Brinkman, and this is a blog. My blog. Actually it's my first blog ever if you couldn't tell.  This is awkward because I fell like I should introduce myself before I start talking about pointless subjects.  But I feel like if your reading this, you know who I am.  So lets just cut to the pooper.  Right now I want to talk about a subject near and dear to my heart.  Women
 
     Rebecca Black is woman of my dreams.  On Fridays.
     Demi Lovato is WAY more attracting to me now that she's gone through rehab.
     I love Meg Ryan like a sister of a Step Mom who is still young and sexy.
     Flo. She is a classy woman, who has made commercial breaks more than just something to endure.
     I think my first love was Michelle Quan.  There was a biography of her on our family book shelf and when I saw the pictures of her skating, I thought she was an angel.
     There is Emma Watson, but I will always Refer to her as Hermionie.
   

Well those are just a few, but I hope you slightly enjoyed reading this and stuff.



Whatevs